Qualifications of an Old Man:
Bald head......Check (by choice, but still)
Restricted diet......Check (by choice too!)
Has to "warm up" when getting out of bed......Check (thanks to his new workout)
Spends a lot of time in the bathroom.....Check :0)
Passes gas in public places......Check
I guess I'm married to an old man of only 34!! Happy Birthday Babe! I love you!!